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Garret Bryan Holly Bryan was poorly named. As a result, he suffered horribly at the hands of the grade school bullies and the assembled crowd. Chased, caught, wrestled to the ground for an Indian haircut, the turkey-peck or the dreaded "snake-bite", he'd take his punishment and shuffle off. Just a little tore up.
But then Garret Bryan Holly Bryan met Marli Feller Feller Marli. The prettiest girl in third grade. He carried her books home after school. He held her hand.
The bullies wouldn't stand for this behavior and so upped the ante on Garret Bryan Holly Bryan. But he remained true to Marli Feller Feller Marli. Sixteen years later, he married her. She kept her maiden name, so now she's Mrs. Garret Bryan Holly Bryan Marli Feller Feller Marli. Can't wait til they have kids!