6.12.2007

onionpocket is dead

Last report in says Cleats Onionpocket has succumbed to several fatal gunshots wounds to the upper torso and lower right leg including at least one direct hit on a functioning kidney. He is dead.
Clara Jean Wusterbarth has been apprehended in San Ritos de Gallo, Sonora, Mexico and is being held on suspicion of abandonment leading to eventual homicide by another or a third party so to speak (California Penal Code, Agreement with Mexico on Extradition or Execution, Sect. IIV, Subsect. A, Part 1133.44, pp. 113-135 et.seq.).
Otis Fetters and Mavis Badcob are still at large.

1 comment:

  1. Dang they got me, Teever I know you tipped em off. You will be hearing from me if it's the last thing I ever do!

    "Get your hands off me you....."

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