Who can live without an educated monkey? Not me! But I have more than I need at the moment and so I have several for sale. All of these monkeys are educated at accredited monkey colleges, shaved and dressed and ready for educational monkey action. They understand up to 100 commands, and are guaranteed to be proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel,Powerpoint and Outlook. They will hunt and fish and dig up nutritious root vegetables. And they often wash themselves so you will not need a high pressure hose assembly. Pricing is negotiable on a quantity basis. There is a special bonus for early inquiries. Cash only.
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