skinner

Mavis Badcob and Terry "Killer" Culhane were firmly ensconced in Lusk Wyoming following the tragic death of her brother Marvis and that chick from Arkansas when their presence came to the attention of the Mayor, Stephen W. Skinner. Skinner is a direct descendant of Seth Bullock of Montana and later Deadwood (popularized by the HBO series "Deadwood").
If you've been to Lusk, you know how the highway feeds into mainstreet and the bars and casinos shine the only lights. Mavis and Terry lived just left of the main drag after you cross the railroad tracks - just past Bill's Cafe. There's no note in the local nwespaper that they ever came to anyone's attention, but on 4/23/07, Mayor Skinner received an alert from the NCIC (National Crime Information Center), that rogues were inhabiting his vicinity. He alerted the Cheyenne ERU (Extreme Response Unit). Mostly a bunch of elk hunting wannabees and gopher shooters.

Grouped up like white turkeys, the Cheyenne ERU set a perimeter around Mavis and Terry. Maybe too late. Mavis was serving pizza at Pentaglio's in Fort Collins and Terry had gone north to dig coal. The raid was unsuccessful. They destroyed some bedding and cut power to the shack.

Mavis got the news and fled to Pueblo, Colorado. Terry's still scooping carbon and was last seen in Riverton. HOOTENANNY is dispatching a corespondent from Omaha Nebraska. We'll be on the ground in Green River by 5/27. If you hear anything, please let us know.