georgia sasquatch update

Alas. The Georgia Bigfoot has proven to be a fake. The refrigerator corpse was simply a rubber Halloween costume containing no organic matter whatsoever and rubber feet for the hard Halloween pavement. It's no longer 15 minutes of fame, it's a split second for all the wrong reasons. I'm very close to losing my respect for all inhabitants of the US southeast. It's a wonder they can open a package of beef jerkey. Or find their way to a Sonic.

Nonetheless, Hootenanny decides to believe in sasquatch (not this one, dimwit). Belief in something that's not real, but wished for. We recognize our friend in our mission statement and Hootenanny supports the ongoing search for this particular crypto-zoological hairy beast as well all efforts to ensure the viability of their habitats. Can you imagine the difficulty these brothers of man must face? They live in the woods, mountains, plains and swamps. Yet, they never complain. They seemingly prosper as more are sighted by us every year. Over 890 last year alone including almost every state.

It has been posited that they are merely Barack Obama supporters coming out of some sort of hippie exile camp. But how does that explain the estimated height averaging over 7 feet 2 inches or the total body carpet (fur)? Really big hippie's? Unlikely. Bears? Maybe. Bigfoots with voting rights.

Ideal.