7.14.2007

minge at the celebration


Hey folks.
Seems Minge has witnessed first hand the incivility that is the trademark of a Wall, SD Centennial Celebration. He has phoned in one report since his initial post. He spoke of clan conflict; open and on the streets. Much like the soccer thugs of England, these Western reprobates seek any reason at hand for a fisticuff. Gnashing and pounding like crazed dung beetles, nothing but eyeballs, teeth and big flap-like ears swirling and spinning like whirling dervishes. Smack and splat. They all know the taste of tar macadam.
No report from Minge today. Expect he'll have full disclosure upon his return. We're placing a call now.

1 comment:

  1. I was informed the Wall Fireworks display was outstanding this year on Tuesday night.

    A makeshift dance floor was made out of plywood on the old Wall school playground, with a beer garden set up between the Methodist church and Old School playground. Wed. music was a German band, Fri. we listened to Eclipse and Sat. Rude Awakening.

    The excitment on Thursday night was at the Badlands Bar fifteen minutes before closing, as one cowboy must have had another opinion, knocking another cowboy to the bar floor. It took five men to pull the two apart and send them outside. The remains of blood covering the floor looked as though five ketchup bottles had exploded. Don't know the ourcome of the fight but heard the next day it was settled out in the country.

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