3.08.2007

2006 march madness champion returns

2006 March Madness Champion, overall winner and good guy, LeeRoy Redcorn.

2006 March Madness Champion LeeRoy Redcorn announced today his intention to compete again in the California based March Madness Tournament Pool organized by Morongo Valley resident known only by the alias XYZ Catsfly. LeeRoy took the Grand Prize in last year's pool, winning by tiebreaker but winning nonetheless. At an early afternoon press conference at the Copper Penny Bar in downtown Gilbert, Arizona, LeeRoy embellished upon his winnings, indicating they, when combined with a victory in his Fantasy Football League, bought several pairs of shoes for his baby who, coincidentally, needed a new pair of shoes.
"I was especially delighted to see to the demise of the trash-talking ne'er do well, XYZ Catsfly and his southern California cohort." said the always elegantly attired Mr. Redcorn. "I shall again endeavor to teach this ruffian mob a lesson in NCAA Men's Basketball from my remote corner of the beautiful Sonoran desert here in Gilbert." Mr. Redcorn has agreed to compete under the sponsorship of Medicinal Weed and Beads, Peelin' Wheelies, Inc., of Kingman, Arizona.
XYZ Catsfly, hiding somewhere in the lowly, scornful Mojave desert, was unavailable for comment.

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