let's make a deal

I got this email tonight and decided to respond. My response is below. If I get more, I'll keep y'all posted.

Compliment Friend,

I have a profiling amount in an excess of Eleven Million, Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars, which I seek your partnership in accommodating for me. You will be rewarded with Forty Percent of the total sum for your partnership. Can you be my partner on this?

INTRODUCTION OF MY SELF:
I am Ms. Kimaeva Lioudmila, a personal secretary to Mikhail hodorkovsky the richest man in Russia and owner of the following companies: Chairman CEO: YUKOS OIL (Russian Most Largest Oil Company) Chairman CEO:Menatep SBP Bank (A reputable financial institution with its branches all
over the world).

SOURCE OF FUNDS:
The documents of the above fundsin question was handed over to me to be used in payment of an American oil merchant for his last oil deal with my boss Mikhail Khodorkovsky. Already the funds have been deposited some where in Spain (undisclosed for now), where the final crediting is
expected to be carried out. While I was on the process,My Boss got arrested for his involvement on politics in financing the leading and opposing political parties (the Union of Right Forces, led by Boris Nemtsov,and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party led by Gregor Yavlinsky) which poses treat to President Vladimir Putin second tenure as Russian president. You can catch more of the story on this http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html

YOUR ROLE:
All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the above quoted sum and I will arrange for the documentation which will enable transfer of the sum to you. I have decided to use this sum to relocate to America, Canada and Europe continent and never to be connected to any of Mikhail Khodorkovsky conglomerates. The transaction has to be concluded in 2 weeks. As soon as I get your willingness to comply through my most private email address Reply to:(misskimaprivacy@myway.com), I will give you more details.

Thank you very much

Regards,

Miss Kima Lioud

Miss Kima,
Your email comes at an opportune moment. My brother Doug is, like you, mentally retarded and suffers from Drooling Systematic Obligation Propagation (DSOP). As such, he has been exlcuded from the provisions of the US Patriot Act and Articles 16 and 17 of the US Constitution as ratified by the UN Congress of Nations. For this reason, we may be in a position to help you.
However, we will need your assistance in moving this project forward. We will need to authenticate your position. If it is at all possible, please donate a minimum of $1000.00 USD to the World Wildlife Fund with Doug the Retard, Oswego Wisconsin as the benefactor. We will require credible, legal evidence of this transaction. If you cannot legitimize the funds, we will accept a PayPal transaction.
Next, we will simply ask that you subscribe to the following US publications. The New Yorker, Sports Illustrated, National Geographic and Penthouse. Please use discretion in assigning these subscriptions to the attention of Doug Retard, PO Box 29674, Oswego WI, USA. Please prepay the subscription fees as a sign of good faith.
Finally, to determine your ability to meet our needs, please provide descriptions for the following words:
1. Butterscotch.
2. Dingleberry.
3. Spoon.
4. Discharge.
5. Hemorrhage.
6. Sulfur.
7. Prick.
8. Stink.
9. Scam.
10. Fraud.
Kima, if your needs can accomodate ours, I think we can do business. There's only one remainig issue. Your ISP is anonymous. Your IP address is unavailable. Don't worry, I've got my best people working on it. We'll track you down in no time.
Yours truly,
FO
dba Frank Olic

PS: Interpol said this was a scam. Say it ain't so, bi-ach.