the Gods must be crazy

For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory to give us this day our daily unmade bed. Lead us not down to Steve's Bar, but deliver us from Evel Kneivel. For thine is the Rocket that made it about a hundred feet into the Snake River gorge and was smote with great enmity upon the rocks thereof. Amen. Let the church basement potluck begin. Praise be to the green jello mold with bacon and green beans. Give sweetened macaroni salad with peas unto the meek for they shall inherit great girth. Blessed are the the cheesemakers, for without them there would a scarcity of cheese. Become fishers for Jim. For he who fishes for Jim frees him up for other things. Amen. Awomen. All are welcome at Todd's house and heated pool. Be sure to check with Lori. For she is such that would keep the gate and only welcome the known and washed among us. Much as she should since Todd is indiscriminate. Thus spoke he that speaketh whilst others listened. Intently.
Be not unkind to the kindly. Be not weary when thou sleepest for thou art resting even as thou sleeps. Do unto others as you would have them do unto Stuart, who is likened to the Devils who solicit your landscaping with baubles and trinkets at your door. Take communion with the fruit of the banana tree for it is a great source of fiber and potassium. Be free from desire for desire leads to wall to wall carpeting and much additional work. Turn the other cheek often to even your tan, for an uneven tan is an abomination before God and your partner who tans evenly. Above all, respect your elders for one day you also will be elderly and may need to borrow a pair of support hose. Amen.

Howdy folks. Just polishing up my religiosity as I have been asked to officiate at my niece's wedding at the Whisky a Go Go in Los Angeles this fall. That's so long as I get ordained online and officiate in a foreign language. She's partial to Italian and I have been to Italy so I'm something of a local expert on the language and culture. But I'm thinking more in terms of Kalihari Bushmen. You know, with the clicks and the pops and such. Plus it sounds good with banjo.