renaissance festival

right after rush limbaugh and hemorrhoids, i hate renaissance festivals. it's the ultimate freak show for mentally deranged idiots who live in a delusional fantasy world of gremlins and ghosts. an example; at my friends wedding reception this renaissance festival pagan chick in a really bad dress got up and did a hand dance. why would you wear a costume to a friggin' wedding reception? personally, i couldn't figure it out and i don't know what the point was, but if i'd had my shotgun with me i would have put an end to it!