jeez ... who farted?

Was it you? John McCain, Barack Obama. Me?
I think it was McCain. And I think it was a sub-specie of a Navy specialty, the plaintive 'songbird'. Among the ranks of the most silent but deadliest SBD's. Or it could have been a "Carrier" where an intense burst is necessary to get the thing aloft. Or maybe even, in honor of his forefathers, an "Admiral". Like a canon and capable of great destruction to life and property.
Of course, it could have been Obama. Producing perhaps a succession of soft peddle SBD's that work best in a comfortably sturdy leather chair or airline cabin seat. The persuasive, yet alluring, "is there a female in the room" squeaker burst. Or, considering he is a smoker and correspondingly a cougher, the wild and uncontrollable "cigarette fart", sometimes masked by the din of the cough.

Maybe it was just the dog (and I don't mean Hillary).

Who fed it those damn Doritos anyway?