BushTex, Inc. clears the back 40 for Hootenanny 2006.
Hootenanny is teaming up with a superhero satellite uplinker to create a big company that makes money by the fistfull and gives most of it back to the local business community in return for special favors, etc.
Our business plan envisions world domination with plans on the drawing board to acquire the US, Mitsubishi, China and Australia. Our 2009 projections include big money makers like Singapore, South Korea and Hong Kong.
We will also create a multi-media conglomerate initiated with our band called Not Bad Oranges. All music and all video will be free for viewing and download all of the time. Eventually, we'll broadcast from the Moon, just like MTV.
Finally, we'll host North America's most robust distance learning program. Early on, we'll focus on the Retard Right because they need help now and we need to help them before they destroy democracy and the planet. And because their mental challenges make them distant and unyielding - like wood or rocks - they're perfect candidates for distance learning.
Please join us in celebrating this merger of might, media, logistics and intellect. It will be the best decision you have ever made.
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