laser cat

Laser cat lives in the crotch of a tree in my backyard. He is useful. The power of his lasers illuminate the patio after dark. He can kill an ant from a great distance. It has been rumored that he can even fly. Like a squirrel.
Last night, I caught laser cat rifling through the papers in my briefcase. I know he uses my laptop when I'm not home. I had to get new credit cards. But what he was doing reading the company's collective bargaining agreement with the union of service workers, I cannot determine. Maybe he is a spy. On a double-super-secret mission.