Well, I'm actually not a lizard. I'm a Praying Mantis and I'm pissed off. I came down from my Palm Tree roost to root through the garbage on dumpster day and some jackass with a high def 80 gazillion mega-pixel digital camera starts following me around. What an ass. Isn't is enough that I have to avoid birds and cats? Now I got paparazzi on my tail?
Well, enough said. I reared up and challenged the camera toting turd and he ran like a dirty diaper. What a wuss. Hope he comes back for more!
You’re sure pretty praying. Hope nothing eats you.
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